Hairy Gibson

The act of strumming her thick pubic hair like a Gibson guitar

Dude she took off her panties and that bush was so thick I had to give her a hairy Gibson

by Rlakric September 9, 2023

Microwaved Mel Gibson

RFK Jr’s nickname due to his puffy face and fake suntan.

There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.

by LaughingAloud October 9, 2025

Gibson

Shorter than the temper of a woman beater, Gibson usually hangs out with people twice his size, often running his mouth and having his friends back him up. Little do they know he is a closet homo. Laughs like a gay kookaburra and looks like Diego from Ice Age, Gibson's forehead is like a landing strip that will safely house 100 Boeing 747's.

Gibson is so short he could smell pubic hair without bending down

by woohooboy69 November 10, 2019

Gibson conspiracy

The title given to a homosexual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. Can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don't know the homosexual nature of the relationship.

Kevin's parents are homophobic, so when we are around his family it's a Gibson conspiracy.

by nixongibson November 27, 2017

Mel Gibson

Is being humiliated publicly a fear people have!? HA! I didn't know that was a thing!

Hym "Mel Gibson ALSO battered wife. Once you're chosen you can just do whatever you won't to them. He got kicked out of Hollywood for the antisemitism but NOT FOR THE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF WIFE."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

The Mel Gibson Effect

When a celebrity loses their prior popularity due to an unpopular expression of an opinion,

Person 1: Man, my friend James used to be so popular, but after he called that guy a faggot, everyone started shit-talking him.
Person 2: Yeah, classic case of the Mel Gibson effect.

by Mark Walters May 18, 2018

Gibson Grays

Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.

That guy who fell down the stares was a real Gibson Grays.

by sivadiak October 5, 2017