ghostandemonhunter

A katana-wielding vigilante and perhaps one of the best, nay, the best pimp hunter in the world. He is an ex-war criminal expedited from Afghanistan. His life sentence was shortened to community service when the prosecution was unable to prove with certainty that he slaughtered an entire village. He shows no mercy for sex traffickers. Any procurer who's unlucky enough to cross his path will be sliced into hamburger meat for Ghostandemonhunter's healthy spinach mushroom burgers. Their hair will also be used to make his next cosplay wig. Ghostandemonhunter is allegedly immortal; nothing, not even a bullet, could hurt him. He is also incredibly charming. He knows how to strike up captivating conversations that do not make the listener want to harm themselves. Women throw themselves at him. Sadly, they all end up dead after intercourse. It is unknown if their deaths were caused by his weapons or his genitalia.

"Hey, is that Ghostandemonhunter?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he impales us with his katana!"

Come to bed, baby. I feel like I could make love like a Ghostandemonhunter tonight.

My brother was killed by Ghostandemonhunter last night.

Ghostandemonhunter has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter.

I heard Ghostandemonhunter killed God.

"Salut toute le maonde, voici Ghostandemonhunter!"

by HatersMakeMeLaughSincerelyTDL December 1, 2019

ghettothetically

How a proposed statement, or issue is hypothetically reasoned by people in the Hood, or ghetto.

Ghettothetically speaking, if you call a man a bitch to his face, you are telling him that you are capable of whipping his ass if he doesn't like it!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 13, 2021

Ghost quit

The practice of an employee ceasing to work at their job without formally resigning so that the employer continues to pay them regardless of their having quit.

Example: By the end of Bill de Blasio’s mayoral term the police officers of New York City had all ghost quit the NYPD. They could only be found clustered in large, useless and ineffective groups, and only in the few remaining safe haven neighborhoods with their heads buried in their phones scrolling through TikTok. Despite the city's precipitous decline into normalized criminal anarchy, New York City tax payers continued to pay the police officers because they had all cleverly ghost quit.

by Nero's lyre May 1, 2023

Sex Ghost

Sex Ghost:

A sex ghost is someone who talks up a girl at a bar or club, proceeds to go back to the girl's place for a glorified grope-fest, and in the morning when the girl wakes up, there is no trace of him...merely the ectoplasm that he leaves in his wake. During the sleeping hours, under the cover of darkness, he tip toes toward the door and exits abruptly, making nary a peep.

The most notorious sex ghost hails from Clarence, NY and is rumored to haunt girls in and around Boston, Mass.

Girl: I had a one night stand last night...I think. ..
Friend: you think? Well who was he?

Girl: I'm not sure. He was gone when I awoke.

Friend: are you sure it wasn't a sex ghost?
Girl: iunno, maybe?

Friend: did he leave a wallet? Phone? Note??
Girl: No, just a slimey residue on my comforter.

Friend: without question a sex ghost haunting!

by Sex Ghost June 22, 2014

fun ghoul

One of the Fabulous Killjoys, portrayed by Frank Iero (Gerard Way’s sub).

Party Poison (Gerard): Hey Fun Ghoul!
Fun Ghoul (Frank): What?!
Party Poison (Gerard): Look at Twitter!
Fun Ghoul (Frank): *cries* we’re breaking up
Party Poison (Gerard): In both ways

by MikeyWayIsADad April 21, 2019

ghost porn

porn that is made so long ago, that you know for sure that everyone in it is dead.

We just saw some ghost porn from 1910

by vugluskr February 4, 2010

cyber ghetto

a style that black women and people of color got made fun of for. now a bunch of little tiktok girls throw on a yankees hat and call themselves “cyber ghetto” aka the worst type of female. do better yall

girl one: what’s your style
girl 2: i’m cyber ghetto, live laugh sosa, i love chief keef
girl one: stfu

by metallover09 January 27, 2021