Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.
Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.
by Legsforgays March 12, 2022
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Funky benno

There is nothing funky about a funky benno! This treacherous fiend will be often found windmilling his choad in Waterlooville precinct in an attempt to woo the local fruit cake “crazy Helen”. Benno and Helen are often found exchanging sexual favours in Home Bargains with another local nitty named ‘Denmead Shane’ and have actually been given lifetime bans from nearly all local establishments. A funky benno is a severe sexual deviant opting to penetrate anything he possibly can with his phallus, one Tesco worker had described how Benno had been caught humping the jam doughnuts in broad daylight.
Yo that dude is a complete funky benno! I just caught him tossing his meat down the pastry isle!
by LargePhallusDuarvid November 23, 2021
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Funky ferny

If you talk to him he will think your the dad of his child. verb: funky
Ash: Hey you guys hear about a funky ferny

Anna: yeah he tried to take Dna test for this baby he’s forced on me
by Loofypoo October 13, 2020
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Funky bunch

A phrase used to describe a group of arseholes
Oh shit, the funky bunch is working today, looks like I'm in for a shit shift
by Daskinna July 02, 2019
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Funky Milk

Another way to say alchohol mostly referring to kahlua.
Person a. Hey are y’all drinking that funky milk tonight?
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!
by Haroldyray April 29, 2022
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funky doo

An extension to the word 'funky' emphasising the general amazing funkiness of something, mainly an object e.g. clothing
Sinead, you look funky doo in that dress!
by Princess_Sparkle February 18, 2008
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