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Mother Function

A word used to describe outstanding functions.
Mr. Hanes, how do you derive a Mother Function?
by MAKIN' IT RAIN October 10, 2014
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Angus Function

A phrase used to describe an awesome, exciting and possibly dangerous Project X type func where we drug Angus and take the Butt household for our own.
"Hey do you want to hang out later today?"
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."
by LEWIS JOSON March 18, 2025
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Functional Femininity

When someone chooses to change their gender to female not because of gender dysphoria, but for practical, functional reasons.

In certain situations becoming female might be desirable for pragmatic reasons. To obtain citizenship by marring a heterosexual male for example. Or simply to become a stay at home wife due to a difficult job market. In prison sometimes it is necessary for a male to become female simply for survival.

Someone practicing functional femininity may be open about the fact they are adopting a female gender purely for pragmatic reasons, or they maybe choose to conceal it. It's not unheard of a male to agree to function as a female for a heterosexual male in return for a VISA via marriage. Their husband being fully aware they are practicing functional femininity and that they do not truly consider themselves female.

Often there is a formal agreement of specific terms. Such as permanent chastity, various (sometimes extreme)surgical enhancements and even castration and/or penectomy. This acts as assurance that the male will continue to function as a female permenantly in the long term. These terms are common when a husband is concious of the fact their wife is a male practicing functional femininity.

This kind of arraignment is common with east asians attempting to move to western countries.
"Well, I can either stay here as an umployed man and live in absolute poverty. Or move to the west and practice functional femininity. Become a wife and at least be comfortable. "
by Privalux July 26, 2024
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Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).
All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
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Hyper functional

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional
by Hyperokc February 27, 2020
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Function

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!
by ICantNut October 17, 2022
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function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022
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