Cuck Fu

Cuck Fu is what happens when two dudes feel obligated to engage in physical combat over a woman, usually in a sexual context.

Person A: Hey, did you hear Tyler and Chad are fighting over Becky again?

Person B: Yeah, it went down the other night. It's shaping up to be the Cuck Fu title fight of the century.

by notreason December 14, 2017

Gari Fu

An ancient, protected martial art practised by only a select few individuals on the entire planet. Practitioners are trained in the ways of developing an inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, supreme butthurtery, making a fool of yourself and coming across as a general cunt. An art for a dedicated few.

"I wouldn't mess with him he knows Gari Fu "

by Hong Kong Blewy February 26, 2017

fake-fu

1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.

We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..

by jack swaggah June 18, 2009

Fu Manchin

A poor attempt at growing a beard resulting in sparse amounts of long hairs growing from the bottom of the chin, resulting in a cross between a soul patch and a Fu Manchu. They are common among young teenagers and men of low testosterone who feel they are capable of growing a full beard.

My brother thinks he's got a badass beard. I can't bear to tell he has a Fu Manchin...

by Smartone67010 February 7, 2012

fu yaning

A contest in the survival show girls planet 999
She went viral for disrespecting a former idol who participated in the show yujin of clc

Host: there's the actual singer of helicopter here want to say something to her
Yujin:smiles
Fu yaning:we go up helicopter then I make Hella noise for the take off. We go up!- but you don't

Yujin:shocked face
The judges:shocked face

Mnet:evil editing

by Canyounot? November 3, 2021

slap fu

Like Kung-Fu, only using open hand slaps.

Guuuuurl, don't make me go slap fu on your a**

by treated as that January 22, 2012

spaz fu

a gamer martial arts style that involves grenades and missiles and jumping and rolling every half second.
signiture move: missile jump earth breaker

i know spaz fu (throws a grenade, missile jumps, then grenades incoming airplane)

by Spaz De Kat May 8, 2009