Frozen

Not lit, dumb, uncool, literally the complete opposite of the term, “lit” meaning cool, awesome, amazing, etc.

That was so frozen.
Why did you do that? That was so frozen!

by 123laugh456 December 15, 2017

Frozen cucumber

When a woman is aroused but has no toys so she fills a condom with her own piss and sets it in the freezer till its frozen solid and uses it in anyway she likes.

"I had no one with me at home so I did a frozen cucumber", said Karen

by Sir_spermy_boy April 27, 2019

Frozen

A term used to describe someone who is in an extreme state of intoxication from too much alcohol consumption.

Many levels past "wasted" and "shit-faced"

Man I drank a case of bud and a handle of smirnoff, I was so frozen, I almost died.

by N-Money11 November 18, 2009

northeastern frozen pipeline

to butt fuck a girl/guy and tell them a lil ghost story to set the mood

"during a northeastern frozen pipeline the girl shit herself cuz she got scared and it went all over his dick"

by jubez July 25, 2006

frozen scrubby blumpkin

getting a blow job while taking a crap and eating a frozen desert treat, all while watching scrubs on TV.

I ate an ice cream sandwhich and was watching Scrubs while receiving a blumpkin making it a frozen scrubby blumpkin.

by 616 straz October 28, 2008

Frozen Mike

When a male, named MIKE, eats enough fiber to order to solidfy and pass an excrement larger than two and three fourths of an inch in diameter and a minimum of seven inches in length. Then this excrement must be frozen to a temperture gelow freezing at its core. Once this state is achieved, it must be inserted rectal to become a frozen mike.

i.e.
"Man, that frozen mike I gave my girl last was not five inhes!!!"
"You know fiber really helped my man's frozen mike!!!"

by Smokey The DOG October 21, 2008

Frozen 2

And amazing and visually stunning sequel to Disney's "Frozen" (2013) that is (Dare I say) better than the orginal. Better visuals, better songs, and a better plot. Can't beat Frozen's nostalgia but is overall an even better film.

"Mom, can we watch Frozen 2 today?"

"No, we can't"

"Okay mom, get fucked"

by Bowman of the Tree May 13, 2020