Fridge Slammer

A person who opens the fridge door and Puts their Penis in it then slams the fridge door shut, time and time again.

This normally done by someone who wishes a job done so perfectly that it either impossible or totally impracticable,....and the persons sanity is often called into question.

I was fitting a mooring for someones boat and after I laid it on the seabed,he could not see it from his Kitchen window, and I had to move it 2 metres....He such a fridge slammer....

by Dodgynoj November 17, 2009

Fridge-kidney

A water-filter pitcher kept in the refridgerator. Usually found with less than a full glass left in it.

You: "Hey who didn't fill up the Fridge-kidney when they used it last?"

by ThirstyHersh January 12, 2010

Fridgeafied

A term used by rednecks to address something that has been kept cool in the refrigerator

Redneck: "I fridgeafied us a few beers!"

by LOLZname August 7, 2011

Fridge Headbutter

A person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. For an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.

Tony: Hey Tez, i think we should get the fuck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!

Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!

Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.

by Kingmaster007 August 21, 2011

fridge amnesia

The act of checking ones fridge for nibbles/munch not finding anything checking the entire kitchen then going back to fridge hoping something has appeared.
This act is most likely performed several times before settling for a less favourable snack of giving up entirely.

Lillian: what's Agatha doing?
Doris: she has fridge amnesia again.
lillian: that's forth time tonight
Agatha : damn it ill have to have an apple

by Random Doris December 16, 2014

fridge time

Time to get a midnight-2 am snack

Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.

by Sexydimma February 27, 2017

Fidget

To play with a regular object

Person1 what do you fidget with
Person2 a pen

by Lumpatios April 27, 2017