jizz farmer

1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen

That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.

by shabat July 7, 2008

Cranberry Farmer

When a man puts his testicles on a woman's vagina whilst she is on her period.

That chick is hella kinky, she was on her period, so I gave her a cranberry farmer.

by Propaganda78 December 11, 2009

Office Farmer

Male bar-fly commonly found wearing chinos and tucked in check shirt. Brogues are optional but highly recommended. Must drive a 4x4 to quickly get round the village green. Unlikely to have ever been on a fucking farm but will bleat publicly down their damned phone about how many grand they've had to pay the builders, land registry, wife etc etc. Probably a locally active conservative. And cunt.

Look at him over there, fucking office farmer.

by shibboleh July 6, 2010

Patric Fraser

Some fuckin weirdo that is hUGE fagoot. He like to Bum the man hole ;-0. Proper bbummer bboy that will fock anihole anytime hee hee hee.

Person 1: Yo my Wigga that dood ova there is like SUPEr gaY.
Person 2: That be because that is Patric Fraser my Wigga
Patric Fraser: Nice*dies*

by God-I-Hate-Patric-So-Much May 29, 2018

flamer

they're not just out of the closet, they're out in the middle of the damn street humping a telephone pole.

Why the hell did we just lose power?

...ooh, nevermind... flamer

by livil January 19, 2011

grundle farmer

One who harvests dingleberries.

When was the last time a grundle farmer harvested your back 40.

by Fulton September 22, 2005

flamer

1. An outgoing homosexual, who is very open with his gayity.
2. A person who constantly starts fights on forums or message boards. Usually with many vilgar statements, and outright lies.

"That guy is ALWAYS insulting my posts, no matter what! He's such a damn flamer!"

by Felicia January 31, 2003