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Fort Nom

A household which consists of people who resist societal pressures to only cook completely healthy food, and celebrate their defiance (hence "Fort"). The main aim of their cooking is to produce plenty of great-tasting food (hence "Nom"), rather than nutritious, balanced, healthy, or faddish food.
Sunday afternoon is baking time at Fort Nom! Be here in 30 minutes for Bacon & Maple syrup cupcakes!
by Matti Matti Matti January 5, 2014
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Fort leboeuf

Where the people either smell amazing 🌸or like shit 🤢
Omg did you smell that, I think it was that kid from fort leboeuf
by Haha20 December 8, 2021
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Fort-Knoxing

1. Fort-Knoxing Verb. To overbearingly lock locks in the house when only one/none is needed.

2. Fort-Knoxed Adjective. To explain that a house has been Fort-Knoxed
1. Somebody left to get a pack of cigarettes at the close by convenience store and will be back in less than five minutes
there are five locks on the door you lock all five of them.
This is an act of fort-knoxing.

Use in a sentence: She keeps Fort-Knoxing the house every time I step outside.

2. When you knowingly lock all the locks on a door even though someone is out and will be back shortly. The house would be described as fort-Knoxed

Use in a sentence: I have just Fort-Knoxed the house
by antigataprieta December 21, 2010
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Fort Hoe

A kid (typically boy) that is addicted to fortnite.
Girl 1: Ricky Mistretta is such a lil bitch!
Girl 2: Right?! He is such a fort hoe!
Girl 1: He needs JESUS
by shjdhdbdjs July 11, 2018
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Fort Knoxing

When the anus clamps shut during anal sex, prohibiting the penis from insertion.
"He's Fort Knoxing again recently... I think it's stress from his job as a go-go dancer."
by Puffin415 July 24, 2013
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fort up

The act of playing fortnite, the popular 2017 multiplayer video game, with your squad.
“Let’s fort up for squad!”

“Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?

I’’m going to be at home chilling, gonna fort up with the squad
by LLSnoozeday January 21, 2018
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Fort Anal

When you misspell Fort Amol from Skyrim.
Monica: Hey, I'm going to Fort Anal in Skyrim!
Lizzie: It's.... Fort Amol...........
by SylveticHearts January 19, 2021
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