chain wings

An award given to someone who manages to have sex with someone of the OPPOSITE sex in prison.

Inmate #1: "My wife visited me today with a mini skirt and no underwear."
Inmate #2: "You get your chain wings?"
Inmate #1: "NO BUT SHE DID..."
Inmate #2: "Aw man im sorry."

by smartassmotherfucker May 14, 2008

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Get the chain wingsmug.

Michal Wing

Michal Wing is a super kool siense teacher in San Anselmo, CA. He is a muy especial teacher that is very good at twitching like twitchtv/ninja , that’s Michal Wing’s twitch check him out. Michal Wing has some super kool experiments where you drop a water balloon from 4.9 meters, I’ve tried it myself and let me tell you it’s super ghiwy. Of course we can’t forget mindfulness, the thing he does at the begging of every class. Michal Wing also likes a lot of things, like the phone basket with sardines. One day someone was playing Fortnite Battle Royale, and they had a golden scar and one kill, but Michal wig shut that down immediately taking it away and puting it in the phone basket. Michal Wing loves to show his rocks, which are very super kool, and he loves to talk about the origins of the earth. Michal Wing is muy funny, and everyone laughs at his super kool jokes. Michal Wing has put his name among many famous people like Thomas Edison on our tests, and you best believe that was my awnser every time. Michal Wing supports everyone and everything around him, making him super kool. Michal Wing is wrong sometimes though, like when he thought the universe was infinite, but I had to tell him that the universe was only the size of 12 football fields. Michal Wing is a super kool guy, and he is very super kool.

The most super kool teacher at drake HS is Michal Wing Check him out

by Michal Wing February 1, 2019

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