Flobby Baby

When you roofie a girl and she goes limp, like a bag of dead babies behind an abortion clinic. Followed by having your way with your newly-made catatonic lady friend.

Gary: Hey Ted what did you do this weekend?

Ted: I did the flobby baby on that bitch from accounting.

by T-Swizzy January 3, 2010

flob

A slimy blob of fat.

A a compact area with a lot of fat people in.

Eww nasty my steak has some flob on it.

its like a massive flob inside that room.

by cob cob March 30, 2009

flobby crotch

A female born prior to the 60's whom seems to be younger than she portays. For this woman to be classified as a flobby crotch her vagina must hang like the sleeve of a wizard!

My friends mom is a flobby crotch! But she seems to be bangable!

by Cliff Rigsby June 24, 2009

flobjob

A messed up sex fetish where a flounder is used to give you a hand job.

Adan: Hey Mason, come look at this, it's called a flobjob!
Mason: Dude what the fuck!

by fidelisk July 21, 2011

Flajupin Flobberghats

WOAH. OMG. CRAP. there's lots of ways to use this. banned from swearing? Shout this at the world. They may look at you like youre insane, but you probably are. Arn't we all?

-LOOK! a rainbow big foot in a banana costume!!
-FLAJUPIN FLOBBERGHATS!

or

-Flajupin Flobberghats, i forgot my...math homework?

by Hay-lehh August 21, 2010

flerblederf

is a type of person that like fortnite and minecraft

im a flerblederf, are you a flerblederf

by mijestic noob October 29, 2019

florbis

When you are listening Frank Ocean and having a orgasam on the POOP deck on your billion dollar yacht in the middle of a massive alien orgy, when the alien mother ship comes and drops off nitroglycerin explosives. Then detonates the nitroglycerin explosives killing you and all the aliens you were in the orgy with and the rest of the universe, resetting reality and then you are back in the alien orgy.

Tod: Hey bob, do you want to go florbis this weekend?
Bob: Sure, but where we going to find the aliens? *in retarded voice*
(Bob is retarded)

by AmongUsFortniteBallAllinURface December 15, 2021