Wipe The Floor

1. (verb) To defeat a person during a verbal debate.

Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.

Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.

by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

4rd floor

The floor 3 stories up from the 1st floor

MR FRIRND WAS ON THE 4RD FLOOR OF SCHOOL WHEN THE FIRE ALARM WEHNT OFF

by Rill GiktokExcelticus November 22, 2016

floor moth

A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.

Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.

by theorigitheoriginalpoptart April 25, 2015

floor cherry

Your first time getting fucked on the floor of a dirty bathroom.

“We were at a Trump rally last night and had my first floor cherry in the bathroom.”

by Valickulher July 14, 2020

floor gang

Pewdiepie said this in a video once referring to his setup in the video being on the floor. It is now a running gag between Pewdiepie fans.

“Ceiling gang” is the opposite of floor gang, that phrase was coined by r/pewdiepiesubmissions. It is now also a running gag, and ceiling gang and floor gang have been at war since

Floor gang anyone?

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

floor d'oeuvres

Food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. Usually reserved for pets and small children.

"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."

"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""

by Altrag April 15, 2014