flexing his dick

When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.

"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."

(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"

by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014

flexitarian

A flexible vegetarian who can allow meat and fish in his/her diet.

Prolly the healthiest among us all.

by hytham_hammer July 16, 2006

flexitarian

a vegetarian that sometimes eats meat or fish

Peter was lying about being a vegetarian;he is actually a flexitarian.i saw him eating turkey on Christmas day!!!

by Chrisa July 16, 2007

Andrew Fleming

an incredibly intelligent male of the human population. he is also a kung fu master who has amazing stealth skills and is able to knock out school security guards in a matter of seconds. However, never ask him to babysit because is incapable of actually watching the children. This person is also a multi-millionaire due to his award winning "Above The Influence" commercial showing how teenagers need to breakaway from their friends and be able to pick their own dates for homecoming. A person with this name is an incredibly awkward dancer, which bothers some people who don't find Asians attractive. He is also an acclaimed Olympic Summersaulting coach of the gold medalist, Bre Snyder. His wikipedia link is currently under construction but is sure to be working soon, and listed in his commercial. He enjoys long IM conversations with Bre Snyder. His hobbies include slow texting, awkward moments, and getting beat up emotionally by his dearest friends! If you don't know this person, you are clearly missing out.

Jet Lee, Andrew Fleming

by Squirt_65 October 21, 2008

flemin

an euphemism for the f word can be shortened to flem

What the flem is up with that flemin flem mr fleming?

by whatever2002 April 17, 2004

Fleming

Starting shit and getting your ass handed to you. Then crying like a little bitch and leaving.

Adam is so pulling a fleming right now.

by imightbefatbutyourgay December 21, 2008

flexing

When one male-gender-oriented indvidual decides to show another of the classification their bicep muscle, and in the process tightening the muscle, achieving maximum douchebag level. Usually used on somone who could be described as being a 'hater' by the flexer, or the 'flexee'

Guy 1: "Drake's new album comes out today! I hear there are 12 songs on it about his secret lover Lil Wanye, and the other 3 are about losing."

Guy 2: "Drake blows"

Guy 1: "I'm gonna flex on you!!!"
(Guy 1 starts flexing)

by Zaneke Mutumbo December 18, 2011