Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.

Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.

by PantsFerret July 28, 2019

Mrs ferret

An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere

Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret

by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 13, 2019

Johnny Ferret

Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck

Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'

by MinecraftGoodFortniteBad69 December 10, 2019

Ferret

Definition for Draco Malfoy. The little bouncing ferret 👱 ♂️

Person 1: Hey, look a ferret
Person 2: wow cool
You/Me : No,thats Draco the bouncing ferret

by Alex Malfoy 7 December 19, 2019

thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019

Field Ferret

A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.

Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!

by Highwayman April 27, 2019