This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!
Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!
by gravy111 November 20, 2010
A cleaning lady in the south.
by poore moe, poor moe August 14, 2009
A silly, quite dastardly, yet self-inflicted prank played upon my bottom due to dissatisfaction as a result of excessive boredom on this tedious, but increasingly harrowing morrow's eve.
"Sir Raleigh, I've put a feather in my bottom. Oh, do you not believe me? Dearest Raleigh, it behooves me to let loose my knickers, turn round, and trouble you to glance upon the telling feather which mirrors my equally present heart. I trust that this display may end all doubts in me, Raleigh, for I do love you."
by Stirgel December 29, 2005
by Nigga Cheetos August 31, 2020
A feather merchant is a homosexual most often a really ugly or retarded person or animal. (or something else)
by Your mom is a feather merchant January 18, 2010
You really ruffle my feathers!
by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016
The small short curls of ones head hair that form in a light patch like a baby duck's feathers, very light, and not a lot of them. (This can also refer to pubes or pubic hair)
by little richy August 03, 2009