Father water

Also known as semen, or sperm.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?

by LarryThePimp July 1, 2010

Father Penguin

a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)

Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.

I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!

by ConnecticutBorn July 7, 2010

father knows debt

Your father after all four of his kids attend college! In debt to his eyes after student loans...
~Also the name of a viral episode from the viral tv show by TLC called Extreme Cheapskates...

Poor Kelsy, her dad has five kids and they all just graduated last week. Her father knows debt!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

Father Gill

The Dankest Priest you will ever meet. Get down to some sick beats with this fella. He found his vocation when he was 17 beatboxing the rosary. He’s got all the Ladies at camp Veritas.

Father Gills Hip hop moves to the rap version of the our father are making god quakeeeee!

by BeckyBoomBoom16 August 15, 2019

father-in-law Bob

The man who you should buy a coffee mug.

"I need to buy a coffee mug for my father-in-law Bob.

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 7, 2019

Father I Have Sinned

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.

"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.

by Father Azuz February 22, 2020

father

he goes to get the milk, and never comes back

harder daddy (father)

by nicccccccccc October 17, 2020