Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"
You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted
by madd-monkey February 16, 2011
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Frosty Tom

A depression era summertime snack. Invented to give children a tasty treat, utilizing the limited resources of the time. The most popular recipe uses cornflakes.

Ingredients: Ice Cubes (square), Peanut Butter, Cornflakes (or other topping)
1. Cover ice cubes in peanut butter
2. Roll cubes in cornflakes
3. Enjoy your Frosty Tom
Person 1: "Have you ever heard of a Frosty Tom?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my grandparents used to make them all the time!"
by Mountaineer426 October 26, 2016
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Frosty Log

When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.
Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
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Frosty Nicholls

When you jizz , cum all over your own chin , have no tissue and decided just to lick it off.
I had a wank yesterday, I pulled a frosty Nicholls .

Walked in on cousin yesterday , he tried to pull a frosty Nicholls , but I licked it off instead .
by Farmmememe April 06, 2019
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Frosty Kermit

When you fart into an unfrozen Icecube tray leaving the water to freeze trapping the fart bubbles inside the ice cubes once frozen.
Hey what are you doing in the freezer,
A frosty Kermit darling... what else
by Kermit.P.frostinghouser January 13, 2022
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frosty wristband

When you take a used condom and suck out all the cum, and then you use the condom as a wristband.
"Dana is so nasty, she loves when I give her a frosty wristband for her birthday."
by dirtydanathemechanic August 26, 2015
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frosty fruit

A word used to say someone is a prostitute.
Look over there, that’s the local frosty fruit!
by Doggy9302😘 March 28, 2019
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