I smoked some pineapple express and I'm as high as a kite.
by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009
by Jenny September 17, 2003
by qwertyuiop08642 September 05, 2008
1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 14, 2023
The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.
by IntegraTaz January 02, 2010
A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.
Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.
by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020