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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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exit bone

noun. The last bone after breaking up (breakup sex). Similar to an exit interview but boning.
If you cheat on me and we breakup, there will be NO exit bone.
by dansw1fe August 15, 2023
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Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education
oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break
by anonymous April 27, 2023
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united exit

Being knocked semi-unconscious and dragged out by your feet.
That guy was so obnoxious the bouncers gave him a united exit.
by KlintQ April 11, 2017
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Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.
I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.
by The Real Driller December 28, 2021
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Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.
Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.
by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022
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