A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.
by MAJ696 August 11, 2017
Evan has the most amazing style got them homies got bomb hair 😂 and also the black speedy Gonzalez he is the most romantic he never will leave his girl and he will love her for ever he is like fresher than yo daddy and also boss and he told to tell u all WYMN(Why You Mad NIGGGA!!!!!!!!!
by ✌🚬🔫🔥Firedoe7644 March 19, 2015
Definition #1(adj.)
A fucking dumbass nigger who fingers Malia's flappy puss real goo with crayons and then eats them. Evan is the type of kid to eat crayons and is usually mentally retarded in the way he acts.
Definition #2(n.)
Evan a common school boy walks from class to class looking for the wildest Malia in search of some good crayon puss. walking class to class peaking in looking for the "Malia" puss puss. If not found Evan gets über angry and speaks in a Russian accent followed by a moo. Evan then coninues to shove crayons up his ass screaming "LEAFY IS BEAFY" then Evan usually gets a new pair of over priced shoes after his visit at the insane asylum
A fucking dumbass nigger who fingers Malia's flappy puss real goo with crayons and then eats them. Evan is the type of kid to eat crayons and is usually mentally retarded in the way he acts.
Definition #2(n.)
Evan a common school boy walks from class to class looking for the wildest Malia in search of some good crayon puss. walking class to class peaking in looking for the "Malia" puss puss. If not found Evan gets über angry and speaks in a Russian accent followed by a moo. Evan then coninues to shove crayons up his ass screaming "LEAFY IS BEAFY" then Evan usually gets a new pair of over priced shoes after his visit at the insane asylum
Ex #1: You are very Evan. Stop licking the stairs you retarded cunt.
Ex #2: You act like a retarded Evan. Crayons are not food you dumbass cunt bitch
Ex #2: You act like a retarded Evan. Crayons are not food you dumbass cunt bitch
by Nigger bee October 04, 2016
by thecooler July 24, 2008
The Evan is a term used to describe the act of having sex with one's coat on. typically the male will aquire his jacket and proceed to boff (mate with) the female. Other phrases include the Double Evan, in which the female is also wearing a coat, or the Half-Evan in which the male has removed half the coat. The much more rare version of this, of course, is the Frozen Evan. This is when the male is wearing a fluffy down ski jacket. this often will get in the way of things and is chosen only by the most daring of Evaners.
"James and i did The Frozen Evan, you know, The Evan, only with a ski jacket, in order to spice things up in the bedroom, last night."
"Did it work?"
"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
"Did it work?"
"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
by lovesmaul415 February 21, 2010
A lil bitch ass red head that is only into bitches that don't shave and has a hard time looking "fly" in his snapchats
Guy 1: Did you hear that Evan died?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
by PureProtein August 26, 2015
Expert-level pussy licking method.
by Yikes. February 14, 2017