Evan

Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.
Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan
by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018
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Evans are all self-sophisticated little bitches who are super spoiled.
"hey look its Evan."
"oh, I heard he's a self-sophisticated little bitch."
by annonymous999992 November 29, 2018
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A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.
Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.
by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017
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Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.
by Onetruecuck March 03, 2018
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A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.
Mom: Are you going to see Alex today?
Me: No, he's an Evan!
by MAJ696 August 11, 2017
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A black Mexican that know how to have a great time and party till he drop
Evan has the most amazing style got them homies got bomb hair 😂 and also the black speedy Gonzalez he is the most romantic he never will leave his girl and he will love her for ever he is like fresher than yo daddy and also boss and he told to tell u all WYMN(Why You Mad NIGGGA!!!!!!!!!
by ✌🚬🔫🔥Firedoe7644 March 19, 2015
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Definition #1(adj.)
A fucking dumbass nigger who fingers Malia's flappy puss real goo with crayons and then eats them. Evan is the type of kid to eat crayons and is usually mentally retarded in the way he acts.

Definition #2(n.)

Evan a common school boy walks from class to class looking for the wildest Malia in search of some good crayon puss. walking class to class peaking in looking for the "Malia" puss puss. If not found Evan gets über angry and speaks in a Russian accent followed by a moo. Evan then coninues to shove crayons up his ass screaming "LEAFY IS BEAFY" then Evan usually gets a new pair of over priced shoes after his visit at the insane asylum
Ex #1: You are very Evan. Stop licking the stairs you retarded cunt.

Ex #2: You act like a retarded Evan. Crayons are not food you dumbass cunt bitch
by Nigger bee October 04, 2016
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