european ass bag 

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

european ass bag by carp it up January 12, 2012

European Slinky 

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

European Slinky by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

European Train Simulator 

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

European Train Simulator by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

European Train Simulator 

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

European Train Simulator by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

European Video 

A slang word for pornography

New Orleans is a viable place to buy European video

European Video by FolkandFlipFlops December 13, 2014

european spin cycle 

When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's

While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!

european spin cycle by the tell tale man May 11, 2015

european jigsaw 

a term that is used to fool defenses in high school football. Also just an awesome combination of words.

Did you see that European Jigsaw on that last play?

european jigsaw by EuropeanJigsaw October 29, 2015