Eternal Virginism

Eternal virginism is a title given to someone who has no personality, holds anti-LGBT values, and masterbates to Flo in progressive commercials.

You see that guy who has confederate flags on his car? He has Eternal Virginism in his blood.

by Birb with Wisdom June 11, 2020

external ejactulation

when you ejactulate into a womans face

after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation

by veedee June 30, 2006

External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009

Eternal Dreamer

Eternal sleeping and having never ending dreams or a person who always thinks of the impossible and dares to to try to accomplish

Another meaning is a person who dreams all the time even when he/she is awake

She is an Eternal Dreamer always looking into the sky for more and never looking back

by Lumara March 27, 2015

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

Eternity

*eternity* is a thing or person. *Eternity* is a universal name,unique in every kind of way.. "the person" Eternity is "always" extra! Not very chill always hype, Eternity has a unique attitude mainly as "biplor, mean,sumtimes friendly in his or her own way.

Eternity is a person of all kind❤

by Fandomlady August 8, 2018

ESA (External Shit Annihilation)

When you take a shit and you, quite literally, annihilate the shit by beating the shit out of your shit.

Mike: You wanna go ESA together bro?
Jack: Yeah after we finish munging.
Mike: Hell Yeah! ESA (External Shit Annihilation) is the best!

by MaleVeronica July 25, 2018