Dirty Erica

An angel from heaven... She is so perfect that people stop and stare in awe of her supreme beauty and intelligence. She only accepts the most perfect specimen of man. The man's penis must be both large and have great girth for this excellent creature.

The dirty Erica accepted the man's stout penis in to her glittery and angelic vjayjay.

by Erl78 March 12, 2017

Sham-ericans

lemmings who believe the lies and garbage perpetrated by the Faux/Fox news creeps.

cheering for someone who was denied medical...and subsequently died, all the lies told about President Obama...and the twisting of facts in political circles that can be proven to be truth beyond what those Fox people spew. Sham-ericans are not founded in truth and exhibit un-American values.

by creative soul September 14, 2011

EricC

Definition of an ass. Sucks at everything. Probably a pedophile.

Wow! Another child predator! Definitely an EricC.

by trutht3ll3r123 October 28, 2019

Eric B

Old school DJ. The magic behind Rakim's old hits(Don't Sweat the technique, Paid in Full, etc..). Back when you had actually had to make your beats, none of this synth shit, he fucking owned, and still does today in my opinion.

Shock: Yo watcha listenin' too?
Mike: Rakim and Eric B.
Shock: Rakim is the shit, who the fuck is Eric B?
Mike: ...get the fuck outta here, and you call yourself a rap "mogul"? Pfft...

by Dalty September 10, 2007

Eric

person who is on a quest to get chicken wings but always runs into obstacles that prevent him from obtaining this desire.

I ordered chicken wings at the bar and Eric ordered right after me and the bartender told him the kitchen was closed.

by restless rotini August 28, 2020

Eric Forman

A character from the T.V sitcom, That 70's Show. Definitely the main character, if there are any. Starts off as a 16-year-old. Most scenes are in his basement. He has two opposite parents, Red Forman and Kitty Forman. Somewhat wimpy, nerdy and small, but very sarcastic and funny. Played by Topher Grace, who you may know from Spiderman 3.

(On how to treat a hospital patient:)

Eric Forman: I know that when I go to the hospital, I like to not die!

by Lancington July 3, 2009

eric cartmen

Eric Cartmen is a character in South Park. In most episodes he is the focus of the show. He is extremely negative and destructive in his thoughts and actions. That might have something to do with the fact that his mother is a hermaphrodite town slut and he is big boned(not fat).

1. Eric Cartmen : Now I am done measuring everyone's penis size.

Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.

Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.

Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.

Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?

Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.

Eric : OK FINE.

Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".

2.

Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.

Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.

Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.

Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.

Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.

by sooommmeeoonnneeeee July 10, 2011