A term used to call someone an idiot or retard. This can also be known as the end of a penis, penis looks like the end, end etc.
by your mums anal blast February 14, 2009
a euphemism for "when i take your fist up my ass." a polite way of suggesting full fistal encompassment without seeming crude. those who enjoy the sensation of five fingers and a palm up their brown star often insert this phrase into conversation as a plea for full-knuckle puncturing.
"...One of the proudest things I can share about my son is that when he and I walk down in New York City, he has his arm around me and I have my arm around him. That's a big deal. We're not afraid to hug each other. At the end of the day, love is all that matters." - Victoria Rowell, on being a mother.
"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.
"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.
by bigtrick December 30, 2013
by Ziv Arav March 16, 2005
When a female who realizes that the story she is telling is not so interesting saves it by ending the story with, "and then I took my shirt off".
"I went to the library and it turned out that the book wasnt late like i thought... and then I took my shirt off". Flash Ending
by j-c-c March 20, 2009
The end of the measuring tape that starts at zero. All an individual has to do is hold the "dummy end", while the other person stretches out the measuring tape and does the actual measuring. Commonly used to describe a complete moron that is incompetent at a given task.
Roger: Uhh Scott I noticed you ate your steak with a knife and spoon earlier, so why don't you hold the dummy end of the measuring tape and I'll measure.
Scott: Cool..!
Justin: Man, did you see Mr. MacCormack the other day shoveling his driveway!? He was using a fuckin' icepick!
Tristan: Haha yeah, he definitely holds the dummy end
Scott: Cool..!
Justin: Man, did you see Mr. MacCormack the other day shoveling his driveway!? He was using a fuckin' icepick!
Tristan: Haha yeah, he definitely holds the dummy end
by FWSScontact January 08, 2013
An obscure saying with suspected origins in Ireland. Used to express indifference or lack of concern about a particular choice or outcome. Synonymous with "makes no difference." Typically used in the context of expressing personal nonchalance.
It makes no ends to me.
by C.Swann July 14, 2023
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 02, 2008