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shit plus two equals eight 

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"
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eighty eight

The eighty eight was a weapon in the German army in World War Two. Actually an anti-aircraft weapon firing an 88 mm shell, the 88 had a major advantage in range over many Allied artillery pieces. German gun crews fighting in the Spanish Civil war turned the gun on approaching tanks that had broken through their lines - unsure how effective they would be. Germans quickly converted the gun to anti-tank use, putting the gun into their vaunted Tiger Tanks. Allied tanks were knocked out before they were able to get close enough to use their weapons. The eighty eight had a self ejecting shell and were deployed in numerous configurations including tanks, self propelled guns, and a four legged gun that was towed behind a vehicle. They were less effective at close range.
The German eighty eight picked off the Allied tanks before they could get into range.
eighty eight by Atmospherium December 29, 2005

Eighty-Eight (88) 

The sexual act of two girls placing their asses together, and the man proceeds to have sex with the gap while spinning.
Leslie: "Would you mind doing an eighty-eight (88) with Jamie and I?"
Ricky: "How could I say no?"
Eighty-Eight (88) by reeltrickz November 1, 2017

my number eight 

Referring someone to the line: "You're my number eight because eight on it's side is infinity and that's what I feel like when I'm with you."
Kimmi: "I love you Marie, for you are my number eight."
my number eight by Kimmi Hauser October 5, 2007

Greighty-eight 

That Godzilla movie was so greighty-eight.
Greighty-eight by r@tchel June 7, 2014

Slender: The Eight Pages 

A game based off of Slender Man where the player needs to collect eight pages in a forest before Slender Man finds them.
I shat my pants playing Slender: The Eight Pages.