sneaky egyptian

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.

The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.

i dare you to give that bitch a sneaky egyptian they wont see it coming.

by yung chri$t June 11, 2018

Egyptian sunburn

When you fry a pan and the slap it on someone's ass

Max: hey Ivar, do you know what an Egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.

Ivar: Nice!

by ivar123 July 11, 2017

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

Egyptian Lobotomy

When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.

“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”

by DaCockGobbler June 19, 2020

Egyptian rat pussy

Braiding your ass/public hair to you head hair

I picked her up by her Egyptian rat pussy

by Wildfire1755 April 14, 2025

Egyptian Doggie Style

Like doggie style only you use the nearest sheet or pillow case to cover your partner's head so you don't have to look at them.

I brought this girl home from the bar last night and realized I was a little more drunk than I thought, because when I started to sober up I had to do her Egyptian doggie style and throw the sheet over her head.

by Nashvegas_Chef July 14, 2016

curly egyptian

The most amazing persons on earth. They can be shy but deep down they're fun. They like when boys talk to them first and they will act hard because they're Egyptians so you gotta show them you want them. They usually don't like shy guys. They are also silent sometimes not because they're unsociable but because people around them annoy them so they stay quite. They also like to use sarcasm and they won't be afraid to fight the fuck out of you if you disrespect them, using means and dry words to hurt you. But they're really super nice and fun.

Damn! that's a cool curly Egyptian!

Did you just saw that curly Egyptian ? she's hot !

by sami2899 November 17, 2017