Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018

Earl and Looney

A stronger vocabulary for "King & Queen Reining the world"

Absolute Power.

king & queen < god & goddess < EARL & LOONEY

Bro you heard?

What bro?
Earl and Looney are in control of the world now
What? THAT'S AWESOME!

by Paradoxieus February 14, 2018

Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality

Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.

by KayAngelic January 1, 2024

Earl

verb: To kill an abuser

Who do we need to Earl?

by ibrake February 7, 2023

Earl

to kill an abuser

Who do we need to Earl?

by ibrake February 7, 2023

Habanero Earl

When one sticks s habanero oil chicken wing up their own ass then dies.

He gave himself a habanero earl. #Earlsgottadie

by Eunice 1 December 13, 2022

Earl Williams

A sex offender from Stoke on Trent who does tatooing.

Bob: "Hey, Where shall I get a tattoo?"
James: "There's a guy in Stoke on Trent who does tattooing, his name is Earl Williams"
Bob: "is he good?"
James: "Yeah he's alright for a sex offender"

by WaynieG July 26, 2022