The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...
The angry Earl
The angry Earl
by Grenzgaenger69 August 20, 2021
To tell someone is intelligent or high IQ. Earl-like also refers to the people who do what they like and are not bound by any rules. Earl-like people refer to rogue individuals but with a clever goal in mind.
by stonehaus January 21, 2021
Something girls will never find out about... It has a variety of meanings which are meant for special ears only..
by Falipey1 May 14, 2010
by EarlisLIT July 05, 2018
He gave himself a habanero earl. #Earlsgottadie
by Eunice 1 December 13, 2022
by NibbaHunter462 September 13, 2020
Bob: "Hey, Where shall I get a tattoo?"
James: "There's a guy in Stoke on Trent who does tattooing, his name is Earl Williams"
Bob: "is he good?"
James: "Yeah he's alright for a sex offender"
James: "There's a guy in Stoke on Trent who does tattooing, his name is Earl Williams"
Bob: "is he good?"
James: "Yeah he's alright for a sex offender"
by WaynieG July 26, 2022