driving range

A man's perineum; see taint. So called because it's where the balls land when a man plays with his wood.

"I call Mabel 'The Groundskeeper,'" Ned told his assembled buddies, "because of all of the attention she gives my driving range when we're in bed."

by Ned December 24, 2003

muffin diving

to eat the pussy

Dave: Hey bro, did you hook up with that chick last night?
Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?

by BaconBacon1 August 23, 2011

driving miss daisy

someone who drives 2 miles an hour down a road and doesnt pull over to let you pass.they are brake happy.could be boy or girl

look at driving miss daisy in front of us. he should gas up

by yeah ok.like id say my name May 17, 2006

driving the bus

To throw up into a toilet, with a death grip on the toilet seat at the 9 and 3 position as if it were the steering wheel of a bus. Most commonly done after drinking excessively.

Hey, what happened to Vinnie?
He had a few too many brews and is in the can driving the bus.

by Cliffie September 22, 2005

dolphin diving

Verb - Term used in Battlefield 2 to describe a person who is running, while getting shot at, who then dives to the ground, rolls, and immediately shoots back, killing you.

Hey you dolphin diving M.F.'er, why don't you face me like a man!

by D. Brown September 20, 2006

Asian Dad Driving

An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.

usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:

"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"

"FUCK YOU"

*crash*

"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"

by thebrownbrothers March 6, 2007

diving into the red sea

An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".

Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003