Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.
Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."
by turd_burglar699 December 31, 2011
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Fuzzy Doughnut

I got me some of that fuzzy doughnut last night!
by wigglestick July 06, 2011
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Glaze the Doughnut

Glazing the Doughnut involves a male ejaculating on and/or around the exterior of a female sexual partner's vagina.
Male A: "So, last night I end up tagging along on my roomate's date. Her and I have great conversations, lots of laughs, he says nothing. I pay for our dinner, we go to a bar and her and I dance all night. We all get home and then she goes to bed with him and I'm sitting alone in the living room."

Male B: "Man, that sucks. The least she could have done was let you Glaze the Doughnut."
by Richard Head II July 19, 2013
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Jelly Doughnut

Knocking a female out-cold once you have ejaculated all over her face.
by Lennent May 31, 2009
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Chinese Doughnut

The act of having butt sex and cumming, then proceeding to eat your cum or the cum of another out of their butt hole.
Dude, last night was amazing I gave this girl the Chinese Doughnut.
by Andrew Deeth March 18, 2009
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Doughnut nigger

Drunk guy: Fucking doughnut nigger, go and arrest me huh?
by Steven Schwebel March 30, 2008
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Glazed Doughnut

when you are having anal sex, and you pull out and jizz all over her asshole, wait for it to get all crusty, then eat all of your jizz out of her asshole.
o wow, i cant believe i just did that. that glazed doughnut was disgusting
by sexysanta69 May 26, 2010
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