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not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.
"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."
by pavillionguy October 7, 2008
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De-doping the who-ha

When a girl shoves any kind of dope in her vagina to avoid cops finding it, then later on, having to pull sack out.
That girl was too busy for de-doping the who-ha, then hours later remembered to pull it out.
by Noresun2noAmy2 December 18, 2021
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Blocky's Funny doings International

A corporation that has been arrested for perjury in court
This program has been brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International
by gfdhfdn June 4, 2022
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An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.
by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017
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scooby dooing

scooby dooing would be like saying "it's 8 ocrock in the morning"
by bidnezgrl September 11, 2013
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Doing an Adam

Doing an Adam (alternatively, "going for an Adam") refers to the act of doing a topless shit.

A topless shit is only "an Adam" if you took your clothes off before going for a shit. If you were already topless beforehand, it does not count. You must also be fully topless: no vests or bras.

Doing a naked shit is sometimes called a "full Adam", although a topless shit is never called a "half Adam".

The main advantage of doing an Adam is that when you are straining on the toilet, your shirt will not get sweaty from your exertions.
Joe: Dude, where's your shirt?

Matt: Oh, I left it in the toilet.

Joe: Why did you take it off?

Matt: I was doing an Adam.

Joe: Ah, of course.
by SellyOakRam August 23, 2011
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doing a bullet

My man mike is doing a bullet up in rikers.
by jay2thec January 12, 2009
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