dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making one’s feet smell like Doritos.

Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch

Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.

by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018

Dorito

A chip/nacho that comes in various flavours, it comes most commonly in a triangular shape, but sometimes it can fold or break.

Davie: Yo pass me the doritos
Kayla: What kind? Cheesy or Roulette?

by nbc news, your local fake news August 12, 2018

Dorito roulette

A group of men take turns to ejaculate and put it onto a dorito tortilla chip! The last one to come has to eat the fully loaded dorito!!

Man, I had to eat a real cheesy dorito roulette last night at Daves stag party. WICKED!!!!

by Tent peg February 21, 2017

dorito puff

A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore

A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.

by Lizzy the potato queen May 13, 2017

Doritos

The best triangle chips.

Hey, man you try those new doritos.

by BigBrainRyder February 6, 2021