doober

a retarded redneck

"Man, Huntington, WV is full of doobers!"

by Lester S. Darfwat an' Steinwell February 23, 2003

Doozejuice

Residual postcoital fluid created by the merging of semen and vaginal secretions

"Oh, man! I've got doozejuice on my pants again."

"This Red Lobster smells like doozejuice."

by Talek_M August 14, 2012

doo dooed

A Bile movement that has been held way to long.

Early that morning Cindy finally doo dooed. I smelled really bad.

by mbj3 June 11, 2006

Doobendauber

crazy bearded man that lives accross the street; drives a volvo.

Doobendauber...yeah, that dude laid a lot of pipe in college.

by Snaggle Bastard February 25, 2003

Dooey

To act in a strange and unhealthy manner around girls you have just met/have only known for a short period of time, also referrs to an excess of male selfies/creepyness via social networking

Including, but not limited to;

Declaring undying love for a girl only recently met

Hiding outside girls houses in the dark to watch what they're doing

Taking an excessive number of selfies whilst staring through the camera into the very soul of the observer

Being friends on Facebook with every girl in a 15 mile radius

Prowling the streets until the early hours in an incospicuous vehicle

Anthony's only known her for 7 hours and they're already talking about marriage, he's such a dooey!

Bryan isn't coming out because he's too busy taking selfies, what a dooey thing to do!

Dad there's a dooey in the bushes, he's just watching us

Ooh girl when he looks at you his eyes penetrate your very soul, he's so dooey

by CavNorris October 8, 2013

doozed

mix between dazed and doozey. After you have an orgasm and you are completly worn out because it was THAT amazing, you are doozed.

Wow last night was crazy, he got me 8 times in like 3 hours and i was so doozed afterwards. I could harldy function!!!

by ~*.EmIfLeA.*~ March 4, 2010

Dooberet

inspired by Frech rapper, Jagoune. A flapping doorag with a luxurious beret made of the finest rabbit fur. Made with specialized strap attachments to snap the doorag flapper up like sausage rolls when the neck becomes over heated. Worn by french men. Will be the latest fad in north America in the upcoming year. Adds a touch of french flava to the urban thug look.

My doorag brings all the thugs to the yard, and there like, "it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, Want a beret it'll add some flava."

Or

I'm buyin me a doorag, a doorag from Macewan's. I gonna add beret, a beret or two.

by Hot Flava Maiden Paul May 13, 2005