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Dooberet 

inspired by Frech rapper, Jagoune. A flapping doorag with a luxurious beret made of the finest rabbit fur. Made with specialized strap attachments to snap the doorag flapper up like sausage rolls when the neck becomes over heated. Worn by french men. Will be the latest fad in north America in the upcoming year. Adds a touch of french flava to the urban thug look.
My doorag brings all the thugs to the yard, and there like, "it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, Want a beret it'll add some flava."

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I'm buyin me a doorag, a doorag from Macewan's. I gonna add beret, a beret or two.
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doomerette 

I met a doomerette today, she was wearing all black
doomerette by Rcfoolz April 28, 2019
a marijuana ciggarette
comes from the word "doobie"
yo man give me a toke of your doobert
doobert by ciaranwarnock January 17, 2019

scoobert doobert 

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.
"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"

doobarette 

When you're too stoned mate to roll a normal zoot so you have to roll it in a cigarette with normal papers and filters.
Ah fuck, we are gunna have to roll a doobarette mate x
Set me a toke of that doobarette x
Jesus, that doobarette fucked me up x
doobarette by dank kushty October 6, 2017

The Scoobert Doobert 

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.
I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!

Scoobert Doobert 

An indie musician who named his band after a meme and now wears a dog mask on stage.
Scoobert Doobert produced the new CHAI record.
Scoobert Doobert by Bobson Dugnut September 15, 2022