dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

MAGNUM DONG

To have or having a gaint pp. Others names for it are moster pp,giant pp

TAE AND CHLOE HAVE MAGNUM DONGSSS

by Magnumdongsforlife June 27, 2019

ding-dong

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.

Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.

by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

Twin Dongs

What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.

Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"

by Marty S from CA April 18, 2008

Ding Dong!

An exclamation of excitement for something gone right.

Adam: Hey, that bartender gave us free beers!
Cody: Well Ding Dong!!!

by Monoga August 21, 2020

chin dong

A dildo that straps on to your chin

What the hell is that?!

It's a chin dong, dummy!

by Grant November 17, 2003

Seal Dong

The definition in which you give a man with a penis the size of that of a beast of pure nature. who's power is unexplained.

Dude, I think that Heidi Klum is only in it for the seal dong.

by G-Tweezy August 23, 2009