dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Moose dong

A home run hit by Kansas City Royals' third baseman Mike "Moooose" Moustakes

That moose dong went deep!

by ScottyByNature August 17, 2016

BUM DONG

Name for a deformed or surgically tampered penis.

Oh Pow, Bum Dong en?

by SMELLS LIKE A FOOT February 10, 2021

Prom Dong

Sporting a stiff, rigid hard on through the duration of a party or social event knowing your date is going to suck and fuck you silly as soon as you get home.

Will this reception ever end? I got prom dong and need relief.

My balls are aching from prom dong.

I was so loaded from prom dong all night I nearly blew the back of her head off when I nutted her throat.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

MAGNUM DONG

To have or having a gaint pp. Others names for it are moster pp,giant pp

TAE AND CHLOE HAVE MAGNUM DONGSSS

by Magnumdongsforlife June 27, 2019

ding-dong

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.

Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.

by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021

Twin Dongs

What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.

Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"

by Marty S from CA April 18, 2008