depressed rizz

when you get bitches by being mentally unstable enough for them to want to fix you

Henry: How the fuck did Carl get a bitch? He seemed depressed earlier.

Anthony: He used his depressed rizz to get a bitch that wants to fix him.

by farmlorn December 5, 2023

Depressed

Payton Gleesing

Payton Gleesing is depressed

by Neehao February 29, 2024

Depressed

No, I'm not depressed. I'm doing it the behaviors deliberately. It's a life strike. I haven't had ketamine. I'll just take the Adderall, thanks.

Hym "I don't feel anything saying it Michael Burns. You're not depressed because you're moral superior and more mentally competent than I am. You're shit. I'm better than everyone."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

DEPRESSED NUT

When you are engaging in coitus with any species and before the act can be committed the partner in question suspends coitus leaving you hard with no way to deal with it.

Damn I am now a depressed nut

by nameofpsudo March 28, 2024

Depressed Disliker

Description of a person who dislikes YouTube videos because they’re depressed.

“You disliked jake Paul’s video, you’re a depressed disliker.”

by Anthony Bolanos April 5, 2024

Depressed

Depression is the act of being alone and sad because you haven’t seen Smunni. To get help with this you have to meet up with him and shake ass for him.

I’m sad and I’m depressed.

by Smunni December 9, 2024

Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.

Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!

by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011