Disasterbate

Masturbating in the middle of a natural or man-made disaster.

I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

JIZZASTER

A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"

by Fenoogle September 30, 2014

Disaster Us

Disaster Us is a punk band from New Jersey with members in Perth Amboy and Freehold. This three piece fucking shreds and releases records on their one label Attic Tan Records. Their style can be described as early 80's British influenced punk/hardcore. Very entertaining energetic, and angry, the band shows no signs of stopping. Fuck you.

Disaster Us is when you see a person you don't like and you say," You know what- fuck you asshole!"

by SolMental May 30, 2008

Disasterdeducken

Three major dsiasters within each other...

Japan had a volcano erruption within a nuclear explosion within an earthquake/tsunami.... Japan had a crazy disasterdeducken...

by Booya001 April 10, 2011

disasterpiece

Any form of work put forth that is substandard or otherwise shitty.

"That assessment report I wrote for Dr. Kulb's class was a disasterpiece."

by suomi1321 December 3, 2014

criznaster disaster

Someone who is coked out of their skull; talking jibberish, having hallucinations, annoying the shit out of everyone.

Kate is a criznaster disaster!

by LAVixen November 6, 2007

Global Disaster Akshay

Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning.

His films have affected more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in overseas
He is The ultimate Global Disaster far more threatening than Global warming

Global Disaster Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments for a living

by badnaam_benaam July 2, 2019