Girl 1: Hey, I'm having a divorce party to celebrate parting with my ex- husband, wanna come?
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)
by Firelovesugar100 March 20, 2011
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Cooking ability, Money, Willing to be housewife, dishwashing abilities, ironing abilities, oh and she works and isn't allowed to buy shoes)
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A way to start a new life while ending one marriage; children may gain more loving parents and siblings through remarriage.
by Natasha Lynn November 11, 2008
Get the divorce mug.Also referred to as a "Reverse Bachelor Party". Party thrown, usually involving strippers and/or prostitutes, celebrating the end of one of your boys blessed unions. Symbolizes his newly re-found freedom.
by Chris L. December 16, 2003
Get the Divorce Party mug.A Divorce Duty Payback is when you still do things for your ex in order to keep you kids happy and healthy in return for a a sexual favor.
I took the kids to school and back And cooked three meals a day while my wife whored around in Vegas in return for a divorce duty payback, a blowjob, when she got back. God, I hate that bitch.
by Took Rat September 24, 2016
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“My (F24) brother (M26) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I get a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
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by messpeon December 9, 2022
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