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Dense Nethers

1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.

2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”
Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”

Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”
by Dense Nether December 31, 2025
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Question denied

When you write a question and its not accepted.
Darn! Why was my question denied again?
by That cop everyone hates September 30, 2011
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bi-denied

When a bi-curious individual experiences a romantic/sexual experience with a member of the same/opposite sex, and identifies as neither bi-curious, or bisexual, but straight/homosexual.
Joe: Hey, Kyle- about last night?
Kyle: Yeah?
Joe: Sorry bud, I thought it was going to work out between us, but it didn't feel right, so.. bi-denied?
by brst1992 May 16, 2014
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Totally Denised

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.
Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...
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PRE-DENIED

“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”
“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”
by anonymous November 23, 2022
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Getting Dersed

When someone tells you they’re going to do something and they do the opposite.
My buddy told me he would be on Xbox soon 2 hours ago I guess I’m getting dersed.
by Papa Gambill December 19, 2023
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Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
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