defcon 1

a kick ass network center where you go and own the shit out of noobs (like tom ott) with headshots.

"you andy, u wanna go to D1 2day so we can pwn tom?"

by |M-=0=-W| Owns All!!! April 11, 2004

Decrode

The process of cleaning duck butter out of one's vag.

Hey Sally, do you want to go to the movies with me tonight?

I'm sorry Tom I can't, I'm real backed up. I need to stay in tonight and decrode.

by Squirreloncé February 7, 2013

Defcon

A word used By Alfredo, to display sincear, approval and agreement.

"Hey so Jon we should hang tonight"
"Defcon"

by Alfredo December 8, 2003

Debroop

A failed Goalkeeper
Piece of gnarly ass shit

Man Casillas was a Debroop during that match against Barcelona

Albert: Man after you visited the bathroom....it smelled so bad
Debroop: Sorry, I took a Debroop in there

by russellmom June 2, 2011

defroster

When you take a shit, freeze it, then shove it up some ones ass so they can defrost it.

It looked like my girlfriend had corn in her poo this morning, however, I was the one that ate corn yesterday, I just gave her the defroster last night.

by takxoxoxo March 3, 2011

Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog January 19, 2016

Defo'ed

Short for deformed. Can be used as a put-down or to explain how something looks.

"That car is defo'ed looking."
"Shut the fuck up, you defo'ed piece of shit."

by Spic May 13, 2005