Dave

Cute, intelligent, never judging, the type of person that will always end up forgiving you no matter what. Thoughtful, charming, lovable, romantic - hes everything a girl could ever want. He never lets anything get him down and always finds positives in the most un-positive situations. Has the sweetest smile and most gorgeous eyes, just thinking about him puts a smile on your face. The one person that means so much to you that you can't imagine life without him.

This guy I met today - hes such a Dave!

by AussieChic12 February 13, 2010

Dave'd out

When you tell someone you'll do something, and then you just don't like a chump.

Dave: "Yeah, John. Let's hang out this weekend."
-weekend-
John: "Dave's not here. He Dave'd out again..."

by xshelboner September 20, 2010

davenator

the product of taking a burger and replacing the meat patty with a circular disk of shit. Used as a prank or sick practical joke.

Mike: hey I just got two davenators from jane, you want one?

Jake: sure what's in it?

Mike: Not sure she said it's like nothing you've never had before

by natgio62 May 12, 2014

Omon Davenbos

Namibian Amatuer Sports Ministry. Organizes and regulates amatuer sports in the Republic of Namibia. Charter member of Sub-Saharan African Sports Organization (SASO), also member of Pan African Sports Union.

Founded in 2002 by order of President Sam Shafishuna Nujoma and initially organized by Prime Minister Theo-Ben Gurirab with funding from the National Council. Omon Davenbos (Light of Youth in Oshivambo language) adminsisters all male and female amatuer sports in Namibia.

Recently Omon Davenbos has formed a ministry to assist Namibian athletes in efforts to use their skills for educational and professional opportunities overseas.

Omon Davenbos is headquartered in Windhoek, Namibia.

Namibian sports associations.

by Omon Davenbos April 10, 2004

Douche Bag Dave

To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.

Dave: " hey dude can I fist your girlfriend"

Dude: why are you such a douche bag dave?

by anonymous64836 June 18, 2009

the dave chappelle/rick james effect

It happens whenever something funny is presented, then wholly gobbled up by the media and public, excreted into senseless dreck, and then whatever originality and humor was left in the original source of material, has been thouroughly raped into bleeding submission.

Eg; whenever someone says "I'm Rick James B*tch", or anyone makes a quote from Napoleon Dynamite. Particularly "Gosh", or something along those lines.

by Cheesebadger March 15, 2005

dave chappelle

greatest comedian on earth, with such skits as "a moment in the life of little john" , "blind white suprimisist" , and " the niggar family"
appears on his show Chappelle's Show at 10:30 wednesdays, on comedy central. extremely funny man

"huuhhh!? DAVID CHAPPELLE????" said lucy. "thats right bitch. honk hoooonk"
-dave chappelle: killing me softly

by brad, MI March 31, 2004