Big Data Gaslighting

A technique of modifying historical data to magically contain data it used to not have, so that you can avoid blame about not having the right data in the first place.
Funny how when I complained about the zip-codes all bring blank from last year, then it all suddenly appeared! Must be Big Data Gaslighting.
by Jonathan Putz September 18, 2020
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Data Panik

Data Panik is a Scottish band, 3/5 coming from the departed band "Bis". Their music can't be labeled, as they branch off into all kinds of styles. They've got a very dedicated fanbase who loves them dearly, and can't wait until they release their debut album.

Thus far, Data Panik has released the songs "Cubis (I Love You)" and "Sense Not Sense", which were very well received by their fans. Other song titles are "Rulers and the States", "Love To Hate You", "Control The Radical", and "Mechanical Love".

Soon Data Panik will take the world by storm, and conquer the music scene!

Currently they are touring across Europe, playing club after club. Check out http://www.datapanik.co.uk for more info!

Data Panik is...

Manda
John
Steven
Graham C (GRAHAM CRACKER!!!)
and Stuart Memo

"I love you but I don't know why!"
Data Panik is the best! Stay Paniky!
by MikeytheSquirrel October 10, 2005
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Dataed

Receiving so much information (data ) that you get overwhelmed to the point where you're about to go insane
Usually when you have so many plans for so many people , you get dataed because you can't think straight
by Faithmoriahfaith March 15, 2015
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data horvester

a website that closes down if it isn't able to get extra income from "choose the chimneys" 3x3 grid
the website we used was a data horvester, it doesn't exist any more. they must have got cheesed off that people weren't prepared to give them extra income from data harvesting
by Dan 060 October 04, 2021
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Data Male

An individual who is obbesses with statistics and appearing scientific to the point of being shallow, unethical, elitist or short-sighted.
Person 1: Man I got rejected from college.
Person 2: Well its statistically likely of people of your background to be rejected.
Person 1: Dude you're such a data male.
by Slack Yoth February 17, 2025
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decayed data

Oversupervising floating obselete andor oversupervising floating fallacy andor oversupervising floating evil; oversalient kludge (whether "fact" andor dynamic andor practice andor other other of a physical sim andor investment andor information of inforsphere andor noosphere)
Something against andor in conflict of usage with a foreseeable andor unforeseeable better optimal, especially in retrospect
We know it's both good and bad 2050s scifi
How?
Because the characters and optimalities and worldbuild are divine and so is the sciences but it's bad decayed data because of misfabricated problemreactionsolution conplication to support evil and they still speak of dyson sphere investments when we now know that stars and systems are FreeSpace FreeReign Cosmic and that any reputable dyson sphere stellar engineering megastructure organisation would choose ethical of Mega fusion ignition if needed instead of star capture.

These dentists and gyms and surgeons operate through decayed data
How so?
Aside from Big Pharma quota by sacrificialists, Because their practices are scarfully dangerous now that dall.e.drug invented several no side effects fitness pills and tooth and gum regrowing designer drugs and antiaging chemical cocktails and unscarring meds along with no downside nootropics, dall.e.gene too now
But it's not completely obselete
Okay then

Some Star Trek and Star Wars is decayed data like some other television media
But they got the smartphone right, and the holodeck!
Which isn't decayed data then until that is too if it is, but it might be of way of that the crew die per teleport and never mention live freely as part of their utopian paradigm, and that empires often institute welfare and healthcare and aren't blanketly evil but discern and proactive what you should and must even if cosmic data science
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It's All Data

When someone wrongs you, and instead of flipping out or overreacting, you simply just put it into your memory and say to yourself "it's all data." This is not holding a grudge, this is remembering people's behaviors that could come back to hurt you in the future.
Bill: Hey man where were you last night!?"

Jeff: Sorry I skipped out on guy's night without saying anything, i had a female over.

Bill: Alright man. It's all data."
by SlexHazzard September 13, 2018
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