Dark Woodsman

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

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dark pocket

Similar to a "butt dial", this is when you accidentally take a photo inside your pocket and send it to your friends.

Last night I sat down in a chair and accidentally took a dark pocket and sent it to my friends with SnapChat. They were so confused.

by BrosBeforeBros June 12, 2014

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kids in the dark

A group of teens aged 14-19 usually who have been left alone by schools or family labelled as burnouts but have light up a spark and had fun and achieve goals.

Person 1 : you see him in school he was getting nowhere now look CEO and he enjoys his job and has fun doing it

Person 2 : I know mate he was one of the kids In the dark .

by Hickster November 17, 2015

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Dark Snowman

The act of defecating in an ice chest, cooler, freezer, or any cold container. The likes of which results in a well preserved shit that can last long periods of time without decay or other changes in form.

I left my Yeti cooler unattended and when I returned to grab another beer, I grabbed a Dark Snowman instead.

by Lightwork May 7, 2018

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