When a man ejaculates into a fortune cookie, and secretly swaps that cookie with a unsuspecting dinner guest's untampered cookie, so as to implicate the chef.
by mBrink September 28, 2011
A Southern United States slang term. Used mostly as an exclamation, or as a surprised response to a suggestive comment or action.
Johnny says, "Baby, I'm starving, and right now you look like a Thanksgiving dinner with ALL the trimmings!"
Robbin replies, "Dang Skimpy! Don't forget the whipped cream!"
Robbin replies, "Dang Skimpy! Don't forget the whipped cream!"
by Johnny Westcoast November 21, 2011
An exclemation of surprise, happiness, frustration, confusion, anger, etc.
Origin: "Dang" meaning "oh, snap!"
"Shaquille" from the tradtionally black male name.
Origin: "Dang" meaning "oh, snap!"
"Shaquille" from the tradtionally black male name.
1.)Dang Shaquille! That door just had a head on collision with my face.
2.) Dick (to Martha)- "Your face is ugly!"
Jane (observer)- "Ooo, Dang Shaquille!"
2.) Dick (to Martha)- "Your face is ugly!"
Jane (observer)- "Ooo, Dang Shaquille!"
by E-rizzle-dizzle February 14, 2008
by lalala October 24, 2004
Dang man! A ding dang do! I can't think of a damn intelligent thing to say on account of bein' a dumb redneck.
by 2nd Seal February 19, 2003
Means essentially the same thing as oh dang, but it is infused with additional win and excellent. It is, by most authorities, considered far superior to its predecessor.
Fool 1: Your mother is so obese that she generates a gravitational field which modifies the orbit of satellites in deep orbit.
Fool 2: LMNO DANG!
Fool 2: LMNO DANG!
by Xander Strike October 26, 2007