The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.
by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011
Get the Brolentines Daymug. "Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."
by Boatbutter September 8, 2008
Get the Greet the Daymug. The talentless job you're currently working for just to make money, while in the process of following the career path you are working on and that you actually really want.
Like a musician that wants to be a rockstar, he/she works at a cafe or some place just to get some cash in the meantime, because they're not actually rockstars yet.
Like a musician that wants to be a rockstar, he/she works at a cafe or some place just to get some cash in the meantime, because they're not actually rockstars yet.
Guy 1: So dude, are you a rock star yet?
Guy 2: NOPE, not yet. But in the mean time, I'M OFF TO MY day job!
Guy 2: NOPE, not yet. But in the mean time, I'M OFF TO MY day job!
by coolbeans007 February 27, 2011
Get the Day Jobmug. by Schnappoulop February 20, 2013
Get the T-daysmug. Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!
by TheMan August 24, 2004
Get the Days of the Weekmug. A holiday observed by students worldwide on the last day of a break, when all work assigned are not done yet due to procrastination. Students with senioritis may refuse to observe this holiday.
Today is Homework Day, but I'm not gonna do any work because I'm a senior. I will be playing Doodle Jump all day because I need to stop being a Doodle Scrub.
by Chenimal January 3, 2010
Get the Homework Daymug. by Littleyeetboi December 8, 2019
Get the alone daymug.