by Juanisjustmad2q May 28, 2018
Get the custom inkmug. When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
by GlazeHer July 1, 2025
Get the Customer Suckcessmug. by cheggbert October 6, 2020
Get the Custommug. When a toy has an option to add a custom sound to it and some random kid yells "FUCK" in it and you cannot change it for some reason.
by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024
Get the custom curse wordmug. Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!
A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.
by Linit March 29, 2017
Get the Pretentious customermug. Jake: Ayo bro, would you move Custom House
Jacob: Unless I'm asking to be chopped up and placed in a freezer, I'm never moving to Custom House
Jacob: Unless I'm asking to be chopped up and placed in a freezer, I'm never moving to Custom House
by yournansasocialreject102 January 31, 2022
Get the Custom Housemug.