When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
by GlazeHer July 01, 2025
Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.
Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.
by Joocy gainz February 22, 2021
Jake: Ayo bro, would you move Custom House
Jacob: Unless I'm asking to be chopped up and placed in a freezer, I'm never moving to Custom House
Jacob: Unless I'm asking to be chopped up and placed in a freezer, I'm never moving to Custom House
by yournansasocialreject102 January 31, 2022
A sweet and amazing person who doesn't know their own worth. One who is truly special and deserving of good things.
by Reggie Zarola October 28, 2020
by Unknown definition of unknown January 14, 2017