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Dirty Curty

When you go over to a grinder dates house and rub your nose in their ass right after they shit then smear it on the walls writing how you hate them. Then after you don’t help anyone clean it and complain about how they clean it.
I went over to his house and gave him a dirty Curty. Took him hours to clean up my mess.
by Chill Bro it’s okay December 6, 2023
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Curtis

Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!

Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
by mr2drifter April 5, 2024
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Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift
Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie
by Baby giant March 3, 2022
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Curtis

Nice eyes,definitely gonna murder me for this
Curtis is going to slap me
by Scran Frank February 7, 2021
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curtis and simone

The most powerful two people when they are together. These two compliment each other and gives each other the encouragement they need to be the absolute best. Power couple.
You see them? Their a Curtis and Simone couple, a JayZ and Beyonce couple, a Will and Jada couple. I want a relationship like that.
by coupledictionary1 December 2, 2013
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Curtises mum

Goes to beaches and gets d*ck. Then proceeds to get ice cream and gets pooped on by seagulls.
Dang Curtises mum is blowing off agaaaain!
by JoeAndYourMumsAHoe May 10, 2021
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