crotch sauce

Jizz. Cum. The liquid secretion product brought about, frequently via orgasm.

Bitches are ravenous for my crotch sauce.

by J Plasma Funk Mastah February 14, 2017

Boob crotch

Cleavage

Damn, her boob crotch is 5 inches long

I call dibs!

by LorelaiGilmore July 31, 2016

crotch hunter

The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.

I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*

by RielyTaylor March 4, 2009

Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010

Crotch-Confidence

Having confidence in one's ability to move and contort one's crotch while dancing.

During the Super Bowl halftime show, Beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence.

by Bee-Money May 8, 2013

Clorox Crotch

When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.

Man, Jamal has got some rank ass clorox crotch goin' on. Dude needs to take a shower!

by Cool James and Black Teacher October 12, 2016

zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.

"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"

by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013